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Woobacrat

from Cold Cuts by Ben Lazarus

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An educational public service announcement and warning song about the elusive Woobacrat, which could dice you into kibble and scatter your remains in a public restroom.

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It creeps across the darkened street to settle in its dusty little den
It forages for food but if it’s hungry it can eat a Hare Krishna
Watch out, beware, or you might be the victim of a woobacrat, a woobacrat

It seeks out prey with deadly ease with a small antenna placed upon its rump
It slinks though trash with stealthy ease, on tiny paws and little rabbit feet
Watch out, beware, or you might be the victim of a woobacrat, a woobacrat

You’ll know it by its lonesome call, it utters “flup” into the night
It lurks in sewers with the rats and shows no mercy to them or the cats
Watch out, beware, or you might be the victim of a woobacrat, a woobacrat

It might tear you from limb to limb or leave you in a pile of oily rags
It could dice you into kibble and scatter your remains in a public restroom
So watch out, beware, or you might be the victim of a woobacrat, a woobacrat

If you see one in the streets, get a dolphin’s tongue or run for your life
For nothing scares a woobacrat except for a dolphin’s tongue
Watch out, beware, or you might be the victim of a woobacrat, a woobacrat

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from Cold Cuts, released November 11, 2022
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Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Flute, Producer, Writer: Ben Lazarus
Mastering Engineer: Greg Francis
Mixing Engineer: Ben Lazarus
Released by: Napier Records

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Ben Lazarus Los Angeles, California

Ben Lazarus is a Los Angeles based singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. His songs are short, sweet, strangely honest and honestly strange. Lazarus is signed to Napier Records, a label founded by Academy award-winning filmmaker Andrew Napier.

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