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Nuts in Space - Redux

from Cold Cuts by Ben Lazarus




An inquisitive rap about what might happen to testicles in zero gravity.



Do they float? Do they sink?
Do they sweat? Do they shrink?
When the rocket’s going slower is the left one lower?
Do they itch? Do they wiggle?
When you scratch them do they jiggle?

Nuts in space, nuts in space
Nuts in space, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the nuts in space

Hello, my name is Ben Lazarus
No I didn’t get these animals at Toys R Us
They like to breakdance, smoke blunts and cuddle
And talk about what balls do on the space shuttle
I paid fifty cents for these three at Savers
And that’s why they got the naughty flavor

Nuts in space, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the nuts in space

My name is Disco and I’m a Walrus
You step to me, I’ll get loc with all yas
Hey I’m Josh and I’m an elephant
I bust my DJ skills to pay the rent
Yo my name is Boston and I’m a hedgehog
Not to be confused with a ferret or a dog

Nuts in space, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the nuts in space
Nuts in space, we’re talkin’ ‘bout the nuts in space

Aw yeah
Ben Lazarus and the naughty animals in the house
2003 nugget studios
Copyright 2003 all rights reserved


from Cold Cuts, released November 11, 2022

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Vocals, Guitar, Producer, Writer: Ben Lazarus
Vocals: Misha Guiffre
Drums: Jonathan Lazarus
Mastering Engineer: Greg Francis
Mixing Engineer: Ben Lazarus
Released by: Napier Records

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Ben Lazarus Los Angeles, California

Ben Lazarus is a Los Angeles based singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. His songs are short, sweet, strangely honest and honestly strange. Lazarus is signed to Napier Records, a label founded by Academy award-winning filmmaker Andrew Napier.

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