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LYRICS:

This is a birthday song
An eighteenth birthday song
A lesbian eighteenth birthday song
Jenny’s lesbian eighteenth birthday song (get ready, it’s your birthday)

You’re eighteen now, that’s pretty cool (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)
Now you can buy lotto tickets and pornography (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)

When you’re eighteen you can buy cigarettes (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)
Or call up psychic friends and vote for the next president (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)

This is Jenny’s song, it’s not your song
Don’t touch Jenny’s song, or I’ll kick your ass (it’s your birthday)

You’re eighteen now, you can clear your own absences (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)
Or you can go to Canada (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)
But why would you wanna go to Canada? (I don’t know)

When I’m eighteen I’ll go to the adult book store (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)
But it’s one more year, so could you hook it up? (your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday, your birthday)

This is a test, a test of the birthday song (that’s all)
If this were a real birthday
This song would be followed by instructions (do not be alarmed)

Happy birthday Jenny
The sexiest lesbian of all